I once went 28 years without a dental appointment until I realised that this was ridiculous and I should face my fears.
Amazingly all that was required were four fillings to be replaced. (Two had dropped out). One of the new ones was fashioned into half a molar as the original had snapped. A bit of a clean which was more painful than the fillings and I was as good as new. All done on the NHS, bless it.
So off I went. Into the chair. Teeth were counted. 4 missing due to childhood extraction in a failed attempt to make them less crowded. This resulted in four gaps! Soft tissue fine. Teeth fine. Quick clean and I was out again into the spring sunshine all in under twenty minutes courtesy of the NHS.
However, I may be alright but Producer Strangelove was in a terrible state when I arrived for Mondays show.
He is very proud of his hair. He is getting ready for a week in New York and wants to drive ‘em wild when he arrives.
Seems the hairdresser wasn't listening to his instructions. Or was daydreaming about their own holiday. End result: tonsorial calamity. Too much taken off in the wrong place.
I doubt there would have been a bigger scene if a surgeon told him he would be the new lead in Boxing Helena and so for realism. He would have to have both arms and legs amputated!
Luckily he managed to find another Mr Teasy Weasy to minimise the damage.
What I failed to understand was that only a week ago he was saying he may shave his head as it would be too hot on holiday!
After the teeth, next item on the agenda is my annual eye test.
Wow! Middle age is a rip snorting place to be!