Having outlined in a previous blog the angst, effort, strain and general appalling hardship of clearing my garage.... I've suffered a little setback.
ages and two strong men to remove a selection of unwanted items and
general accretions of rubbish to make my garage fit for my car once
more. The Dark Lady was suitably impressed and had not been pushing for
me to clear realising that all this junk was to her husband "heirlooms
in the making". Also cannily and kindly realising that many of these
items of immense personal value predated her by thirty years.
"junk" was in my genes. It could only be separated from its owner when
the owner realised that it needed to be given the old heave-ho.
So suddenly one day without prompting (I think) I realised this and decided a big clear out was necessary.
waved goodbye to my most treasured rubbish I delightedly and somewhat
belatedly realised that I was free! There was hardly anything left in
As you know if you've been
following the blog and by some of the comments I've made on the show.
2013 hasn't been the best year from a personal point of view. Losing my
Sister in Law and my best friend Clive.
I've spent the last five
months helping to organise his affairs. Whilst his parents had the sad
task of doing most of the donkey work. I helped with clearing his house.
I've known him since we were students and he was always untidy. However
over the years he did start to hoard stuff. So there were printers.
Computers. Fax machines. Files. Magazines. Going back years.
It is heartbreaking going through someone's personal belongings and trying to decide what should stay and what should go.
Would his parents want his school books?
Who would want his wonderfully accurate caricatures of our college lecturers from 1975?
I struggled with this for a long time and took car loads of redundant technology to be recycled.
What about the remaining furniture?
A house clearance man offered us £100 for it.
"Not the piano"
no market for pianos. They are very heavy and take up too much room.
Look at the Internet. It's full of people wanting to get rid of them.
"Do you want to take it away"? I asked.
"£100!" he replied
Hmmmm it needed work. Had not been played in fifteen years and some mice had been nesting in it. So no charity wanted it either.
Then the solicitor got in touch to inform me that the house had to be cleared as the new owners wanted to take over.
There was still a lot of stuff left that needed sorting. What to do? Time was awastin'.
My garage is now filled with more stuff than I had before......and a piano!
a happier note we've had family fun. My step-daughter Ella appeared in a
school production of "Hairspray" she has a terrific singing voice so
was one of the three backing singers. Although as she didn't have a
speaking role one of her friends suggested it was the equivalent of
playing a tree. We all went to the show and it was absolutely
tremendous. The principles were spectacular and apart from the odd
fluffed line it would have put many adult am dram shows to shame.
To see her bubbling with excitement after the show was a delight to witness.
the first time since I moved in in 1999, my house has seen a Christmas tree.
The Dark Lady loves the festive season so I have given her carte
blanche to do what she likes. Normally I've just put up the cards and
forgotten about it. Not this time. We have a tree. We have fairy
lights. We have a wreath on the front door. I will freely admit the
house is much improved as a result . Although the wreath thing....Well
that nearly ended in a tiff:
It was to be fixed with a ribbon attached to the top of the door.
"Have you got any drawing pins?" she trilled prettily as we were out shopping for gew gaws.
"Are you sure"?
"We don't want to have to go back out again if you haven't".
"We'll be fine"
"You absolutely sure you have the drawing pins"?
"No need to shout."
When we returned home. The DL set to sorting out the ribbon and the wreath. I went to fetch the drawing pins.
There then ensued several minutes of frantic searching.
Followed by even more minutes of frantic searching.
Followed by hoots of derisive laughter by a certain wife type person.
At last I found one rusty and generally bent drawing pin at the bottom of a vase.
wreath is now on the door. Calm has been restored and I just need to
put everything back in its proper place again as the house is now as
untidy as my garage.
This will be last blog of 2013. So may I
take this opportunity to wish you a very Happy Christmas and all the very
best for 2014. I hope it will be a happy and healthy one for us all.